- billi says: so do you think jack white and alison mosshart are you know...
- billi says: doing it?
- ben says: im sure of it
- billi says: did they say something??
- ben says: jack texted me earlier
- billi says: alsion keeps dodging the question so i left her in the living room while i came here to ask you
- billi says: i figured he'd tell you something
- billi says: he ALWAYS confides in you
- ben says: yeah, im confirming BUT you didnt hear it from me
- billi says: totally...
- billi says: the camping trip this weekend is going to be soooo awkward
- billi says: i just um...
- billi says: you know...
- billi says: alison is here
- ben says: :O
August 14, 2009
August 12, 2009
- ben says: this is my dream job!
- billi says: writing scripts and stuff?
- ben says: writing scripts and stuff for YOU
- billi says: oh! wow!
- billi says: i wish i could pay you but...
- ben says: *puts hand on your mouth... shhh
- billi says: all i have to offer is mean jokes and unwavering love
- ben says: yes yes AND YES!!!!
- billi says: perfect! you're hired.
- ben says: OMG!!!!!!
- ben says: really?!?!?!
- ben says: i dont know what to say
- ben says: let me show you how i feel
- billi says: ok
- ben says: *sexy music plays
- billi says: oooook! *sits back
- ben says: *other employee walks in on us
- billi says: :O
- billi says: *abruptly says aloud
- billi says: "so yeah take a look at next week's scripts and get back to me with the revisions ok?"
- ben says: *rushes out holding together his open shirt
June 24, 2009
- ben says: sorry, i was stuffing my face
- ben says: hi!
- billi says: ooo what did you have
- billi says: ...under your ketchup
- billi says: ;)
- ben says: HAHA!
- ben says: i did have ketchup
- ben says: ...with my egg sandwich </vomit>
- billi says: oh yum!
- billi says: un sangwee de wewoo!
- ben says: si!!!
- ben says: billi, am i your bitch?
- billi says: yup
- ben says: i miss you too.
- billi says: we should hug this out
- billi says: (hug)
- ben says: (hug)
- billi says: i'm having pringles
- ben says: im having a baby
- billi says: mexican layered dip flavor
- billi says: whats your baby taste like?
- ben says: nachos
- billi says: what day do you think i should upload it and at what time?
- billi says: or should it be more than once a week?
- ben says: once a week on tuesdays
- billi says: tuesdays really?
- billi says: nothing good on tv huh?
- billi says: people will be at their computers most likely?
- billi says: omg i have to think about all of thqt!!
- billi says: omg i'm freaking out now!
- ben says: music comes out tuesdays, also i feel like mondays people are coming off the weekend and the middle of the week is blah and weekends no one watches videos
- ben says: thats how im seeing it
- ben says: may be totally off
- billi says: i think you're right
- billi says: cool
- billi says: i just gave you 1 percent of the company
- ben says: FUCK YEAH!!!!
- billi says: you're now a shareholder
- billi says: let's have a meeting
- ben says: let's have captain planet rings!!!
- billi says: woah, you're going way too fast...
- billi says: i'm getting to that.
- ben says: i'll take my place -_-
- billi says: ok fine we'll hand out the rings first.
- ben says: omgsh omgsh omgsh which one do i get?!
- billi says: you pick first
- billi says: which one do you want
- ben says: omgsh im torn
- ben says: i dont want heart or earth
- ben says: i want water or wind. you choose sir.
- billi says: i'll go with fire
- billi says: yay destruction!
- ben says: choose mine!!
- ben says: OMG I WANT WATER
- ben says: to put you out ]:)
- billi says: i'll...
- billi says: i'lll
- billi says: lava... that'll stop water.
- billi says: contain it eventually
- billi says: ha!
- ben says: :O!!!!!!!
- ben says: DONT EVAPORATE ME!!!
- ben says: how dare you
- ben says: i feel violated -_-
- billi says: you said you'd kill me first!
- ben says: no i didn't but now i will!
- ben says: *water!!!!
- ben says: *you are squirted with water
- billi says: i'm merely defending mysle... oooow!!!
- billi says: *fire at ground creating lava!!
- ben says: *evaporates
- billi says: *super fire ball of power all anime style frozen in mid air with a trippy moving background!!!!!!!
- billi says: BAMMMMMM!!!!!!!
- billi says: i killed you
- billi says: best board meeting ever.
- ben says: hey you use twitter on your phone, is that part of your internet plan?
- ben says: or part of your text plan?
- billi says: it's texting
- billi says: you send a text to twitter
- ben says: does that cost money?
- billi says: but "iphees" and "beebees" connect through the web so that woud be a data plan
- billi says: i only pay what my plan is
- billi says: twitter does not charge
- ben says: gotcha
- billi says: p.s. that's what we're calling iphones and blackberries from now on
- ben says: i love billiSPEAK!
- ben says: you will start a revolution
- billi says: omg yes a glorious revolution the will usurp any current ones in the making. a revolution where we won't need any form of currency beyond love, friendship, happiness and sex.
- billi says: ...and i will exterminate those that stand in my way.
- billi says: starting with russell brand.
- ben says: :O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PLOT!!!!!! THE FUCKING PLOT THICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- billi says: well i'd have to kill him because i'm stealing his idea.
- billi says: except mine won't be a utopia where we're all care free...
- billi says: everyone will have to wear color coded jumpsuits...
- billi says: and yes...
- billi says: we all get captain planet rings.
- ben says: OMFG!!!!
- ben says: and every one of them will be different
- billi says: DON'T ARGUE BEN!!! I CAN MAKE UP MORE ELEMENTS!!!
- billi says: do you want to be on my board of dictators or not??
- billi says: i mean directors
- ben says: some people get like the power to turn trash into fishes :O
- billi says: i'll give them all strange ones
- billi says: ridiculous things
- billi says: like turning water into ice in longer time than it takes to atually freeze it
- ben says: some people will be able to make paper hats
- billi says: omg i sooo want the paper hat ring!
June 6, 2009
- ben says: i wish i knew how to make proper iced coffee
- ben says: learn it to me when i visits new york!
- billi says: ok i must step in now as billi barista...
- billi says: oh
- billi says: i could tell you now but if that's the deal then i'll keep it to myself till you get here
- billi says: hahaha
- billi says: no but really... there's no science to it
- ben says: did you just call me ugly?
- billi says: no!
- billi says: why would i do that?
- ben says: why dont you marry it?!
- billi says: coffee kicking in?
- ben says: yeah
- billi says: ben!!
- billi says: hi
- ben says: hey bill, whats up
- billi says: nothing much. how was your day?
- ben says: uneventful, fed the cats!
- ben says: yours?
- billi says: got caught in the rain and decided i wanted to be more "rock and roll"
May 10, 2009
- billi says: hello benben!
- ben says: hello pal!
- billi says: what's going on?
- ben says: not much, u?
- billi says: i meant with like the world in general.
- billi says: you think any other animals will attack us with their flu?
- ben says: yes, seahorses will give us horse flu and we'll kill all the regular horses instead.
- ben says: the seahorse will reign supreme.
- billi says: because think about it...
- billi says: their flu strain will have those tails that could wrap around our blood cells.
- billi says: pwned!
- ben says: :|
- ben says: this will be like the happening, but scary!
- billi says: is that an M. Night ShaniaTwain reference?
- ben says: bingo!
- billi says: i'm hanging up
