August 2009
2 posts
billi says: so do you think jack white and alison mosshart are you know...
billi says: doing it?
ben says: im sure of it
billi says: did they say something??
ben says: jack texted me earlier
billi says: alsion keeps dodging the question so i left her in the living room while i came here to ask you
billi says: i figured he'd tell you something
billi says: he ALWAYS confides in you
ben says: yeah, im confirming BUT you didnt hear it from me
billi says: totally...
billi says: the camping trip this weekend is going to be soooo awkward
billi says: i just um...
billi says: you know...
billi says: alison is here
ben says: :O
ben says: this is my dream job!
billi says: writing scripts and stuff?
ben says: writing scripts and stuff for YOU
billi says: oh! wow!
billi says: i wish i could pay you but...
ben says: *puts hand on your mouth... shhh
billi says: all i have to offer is mean jokes and unwavering love
ben says: yes yes AND YES!!!!
billi says: perfect! you're hired.
ben says: OMG!!!!!!
ben says: really?!?!?!
ben says: i dont know what to say
ben says: let me show you how i feel
billi says: ok
ben says: *sexy music plays
billi says: oooook! *sits back
ben says: *other employee walks in on us
billi says: :O
billi says: *abruptly says aloud
billi says: "so yeah take a look at next week's scripts and get back to me with the revisions ok?"
ben says: *rushes out holding together his open shirt