May 1, 2009
  • ben says: seriously. i havent combed my hair in forever
  • ben says: i havent had a haircut since like december/january!!!
  • ben says: ahhhhhhhhhh
  • ben says: *cant breathe
  • billi says: is it over your face already!!
  • billi says: omg it's mutating!!!
  • ben says: it can read what you're typing
  • ben says: i wish i had a hair stylist
  • ben says: just following me around giving me touch ups
  • ben says: so grow your hair out a bit?
  • ben says: CMOOOOOOON
  • billi says: i will
  • billi says: i'm not touching it for a while now
  • billi says: until it get really out of control and learns to read
  • ben says: and take db pics of you needing a lawnmower
  • billi says: hahaha
  • billi says: it's gonna be amazing!
  • billi says: then we'll do a collab at like a homw depo shopping for lawnmowers
  • billi says: it's gonna be amazing
  • ben says: do-it-yourself hairmowing
  • ben says: we'll lay on the grass and let the mower run our hair over and whatever it looks like is the style we'll work with
  • billi says: even if it cuts into our cranium!!
  • billi says: yay!!!
  • ben says: especially! i've always wanted to be a red head
  • billi says: hahaha!!!!!!!!!
  • billi says: we're gonna be THE trend setters!
  • billi says: people will walk passed up and we'll say thing like...
  • billi says: "pfft, look at those two, HA!, they have eyebrows and foreheads... that's soooo last season!"
  • ben says: "you mean they still have natural scalps!? *ha!"
  • billi says: omg this could change the whole world!!
  • billi says: salons would get replaced by boutique landscaping companies.
  • ben says: i'd finally have contributed something to the world i'd be proud of ;(
  • billi says: omg you think our manga character morph thingies were an omen of all this greatness???
  • billi says: i mean...
  • billi says: we thought it was fringes but look at it now!!
  • billi says: those look like lawnmower blade marks if i ever saw one.
  • ben says: OMG
  • ben says: *suddenly feels like he's in a final destination movie
  • billi says: our hair would survive a plane crash.
  • ben says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsTqqS2ybyo
  • billi says: that's pretty much what a day at the salon would be like except we'd have like pina colladas and we'd be getting manny's at the same time.
  • billi says: atleast in the boutique landscaper company i'm gonna open
  • ben says: ill open one across the street and we can have wild and crazy customer stealing antics
  • billi says: free raspados on my end yo! top that!
  • ben says: tamales y champurado in the winter!!!
  • ben says: *sends ugly people to your salon
  • billi says: *makes them beautifuller
  • ben says: damn it, i never thought of that!!!